What started as an innocent "I missed my period" statement turned my life and world upside down. You see I was always an on-time, regular kind of girl. So by the 4th of July, I was 3 days late and I had been putting off the inevitable for 3 days. Sure enough, with the help of my drunk cousin, we got the test to confirm YOU ARE INDEED PREGNANT. But, wait, I have been married 12 years and we haven't even been trying. Enter the MOST rocking raising of a kid you may never know!